New Test for Narcissism
You want to know if someone’s narcissistic?
Just ask. The narcissistic feel no shame
for what they are. I know it sounds simplistic.
You needn’t ask them devious, sophistic
questions that dissemble your true aim.
One query yields as valid a statistic.
Just ask. They won’t act shocked or go ballistic
or feel that it’s a trait they must disclaim.
They don’t see self-regard as egoistic
or culpable. It’s merely realistic.
If you had their aplomb, you’d feel the same—
so don’t be delicate and euphemistic.
Has anyone, however altruistic
and self-effacing, garnered lasting fame
without the slightest tinge of the hubristic?
Even in artwork at its most artistic,
the artist’s always peering from the frame.
You want to know if someone’s narcissistic?
Just ask. It’s simple, yes, but not simplistic.